Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Basting The Turkey

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.

I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

by crima_sauce May 16, 2021

Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021

mastering it

Doing it perfectly

Here you are, mastering it.

by Los dos August 15, 2021

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

busterinos

Busterinos is the definition of losing all the money you have.

It could be on an expensive branded bag, it could be an all-in at a poker game, it could be splurging on a new super car.

When you have lost it all, you have indeed…busterinos

Man 1: Dude.. He just put his life savings on BIG.

Man 2: Then what happened??

Man 1: It came out 1, 3, 5!

Man 2: Busterinos dude… busterinos

by Mowrwe Kosha November 28, 2021

Badgering

A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.

Sam: 2+2=4
Mike: yo can you provide a source for that
Sam: why are you always badgering people?

by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022