Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness

I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.

by Coolestk1dontheblock March 01, 2016

shitty bastard

a person who acts really stupid.

You are a dumb shitty bastard!

by Ur mutha March 28, 2005

tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.

Hey, look at that tractor bastard.

by carl sancto June 17, 2004

lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.

Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!

by blah September 17, 2003

Motherless Bastard

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.

You Motherless Bastard!

by MITB December 01, 2007