Baraboo

A sad, junky town filled with knuckle-dragging idiots. It's home to a vast collection of dilapidated houses that would be bulldozed in any other city. The only reason any individual would intentionally journey into the hellhole that is Baraboo, would be to go to Walmart. You can tell a Baraboobian apart from others by their violent fits of rage that occur when they are posed with a simple math problem. They also commonly have very tangled family trees.

Cletus: I hate Reedsburg and Sauk, they be a bunch of sluts and uh....uh....what was I talking about?

Anyone with a brain: Woah, Cletus! Don't try to put that many words into a sentence, you're going to hurt yourself. You're from Baraboo, remember?

*Cletus drools with a blank stare on his face.*

by HappyBurger March 11, 2011

Barack Obama Weed

A strong smelling dark strain of marijuana
that gives you a quick high, but then robs you and your country of Trillions of $ before you know what happened.
infowars.com
read
listen
WAKE UP !!!

Wow i smoked some Barack Obama Weed last night and now im broke and my country has gone to hell.... WTF?

by goddess help us April 19, 2009

Barack O'bamasaur

A newly discovered dinosaur. It was by far the best dinosaur ever as it was the 1st, black presi-saur and was alot smarter than George W. Saur. It would use its tail to kill flies that landed on its hands and its vast knowledge of Iraq to know that their was never any weapons of mass destruction.

"Dudeeee did you see that Barack O'bamasaur? That is one badass dino"

by TheKingOfAllThings June 20, 2009

BaracKool

The principal whereby whatever a cool person does becomes the way to appear cool for non cool people.
When this principal is applied to politics it refers to an action that Barack Obama does, because once he does something that nobody did before, every candidate begins doing it, even republicans.
(I think that off camera Barack should do something un-cool just to see Hillary copy him and look the plastic frontin' poser fool that she is.)

That was so BaracKool that everybody's gonna' be copyin' you.
"We should have dialog with our national enemies too," said Barack Obama said during a debate. Clinton made fun of him for saying it during the debate then later realized 'we the people' thought it was a great idea, so she started saying we should talk to all countries, but she forgets to credit Barack for thinking of it.
Or the Change, Hope slogans getting adopted by all candidates in both the big parties.

by WNYmathGuy February 11, 2008

barabran

syn. for coon (coon-a-barabran).
derogatory term for native australian and/or reference to a white caucasian person being like a coon.

they're all barabran's

you fucken barabran!

by auxis June 11, 2006

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

Bairaisu

someone who is an anime addict, sexual beast, above average penis size, and an outcast amongst popular kidz. usually bi. up late at night filling his desktop with stickynotes. his girlfriend will always deny being the hottest girl in skool (even though everyone knows it). a wolf furry. cant keep a secret, unless its actually not important. cant not hang aroung those who oppose all nerdism. nomatter how many times he catches a tentacruel, he cant use it on misty (pkmn ref.). has the weirdest friends. and computers, and all other electronic devices, Hate him!

friend: hey bairaisu!

Bairaisu: hey.

Friend: ...(awkward silence)...

Bairaisu: is that it then?

Friend: yeah

Bairaisu: good. im busy trying to get my tentacruel to use wrap on misty.

by Bairaisu November 29, 2011