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A small town in Wisconsin that is filled with a bunch of clowns and also the home of the Ringling Brothers
I went to Baraboo... and all I saw was clowns
Baraboo by librababyangel January 1, 2011
A sad, junky town filled with knuckle-dragging idiots. It's home to a vast collection of dilapidated houses that would be bulldozed in any other city. The only reason any individual would intentionally journey into the hellhole that is Baraboo, would be to go to Walmart. You can tell a Baraboobian apart from others by their violent fits of rage that occur when they are posed with a simple math problem. They also commonly have very tangled family trees.
Cletus: I hate Reedsburg and Sauk, they be a bunch of sluts and uh....uh....what was I talking about?

Anyone with a brain: Woah, Cletus! Don't try to put that many words into a sentence, you're going to hurt yourself. You're from Baraboo, remember?

*Cletus drools with a blank stare on his face.*
Baraboo by HappyBurger March 11, 2011

Baraboo gang gang 

If you think I'm joking look it up on YouTube the fucking dude shot himself in the head with a FLARE gun 2 months later after the video cause he robbed a gas station
Baraboo gang gang by RICK J Olsen December 14, 2016

Bababooey 

i honestly don't know what this means but it's funny
Person 1: Bababooey

Person 2: what

Barboo Sauce 

Barboo sauce or barbecue sauce is a ben.afc4's preferred condiment when it comes to dinner time. Ben likes to dunk many foods in the sauce such as onion rings, pizza, garlic bread, chips, alphabites and chicken burgers with mayo.
Barboo Sauce by gabigabigabi June 4, 2022

Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

A man, usually weighing in over 800 pounds, at a staggering 7 feet, who in which likes to smell the feet of young white women and loves the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco.
John- Oh shit Mike!
Mike- No way! Is that a real Barboolicuz Johnstusnon
Barboolicuz Johnstusnon by _CASCI January 12, 2019