no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016

Tommy Rostico Batchar Munthe

Was the vocalist of the band The Revolution from T-state, is also a transgender.

Guy1:Have you heard about Tommy Rostico Batchar Munthe
Guy2: yes he is a transgender

by Tommy. T September 19, 2019

barch

A fart that rather than being expelled through the anus is released through the mouth, emitting a smell so vile that the barcher also vomits.

Something doesn't feel right, I think I'm going to barch.

by statue_bro May 19, 2016

Batch

Is a term that is used to describe a fat bitch.

Thomas: "Ay yo check out that Batch!!!"
Guillermo: " Damn!!! Yah she sure is a fat Bitch!!!"

by Nat0069 April 16, 2008

Batch

A Bad Bitch. as in fucking awesome.

your batch ain't better than my batch!

by bridimattio May 16, 2011

bartholin gland

This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.

Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

barkchip

The thing you shove into the pee hole to get extreme pleasure while receiving anal from caitlin jenner with a strap-on while on heroin in a lake with a moose ontop of a whale dick while swallowing diet mt. Dew with your ass

That barkchip was so dank

by The wasted Bard May 17, 2016