bald not bald haircut

When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head

Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.

by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 4, 2022

Baldemar

You are absolutely lucky if you meet anyone with the name Baldemar! Baldemar is a handsome name for a boy. Baldemar can be funny, make jokes, and have a goofy little laugh. Baldemar is a wonderful person you can meet. He can help you feel better whenever you are feeling down, and can give you attention! He might be a little talkative, but that means he loves spending time with you. Get you a Baldemar!

“Omg do you see that boy? He’s so cute!”
“His name’s Baldemar!”

by alicia💞 January 25, 2023

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by anonymous April 26, 2023

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

by Thid November 27, 2017

Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020

National Bald Day

September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.

Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon

by Avee4 April 14, 2021

Faggy Bald Fuck

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.

Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.

by Kpete21 November 1, 2021