benson

VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,

Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.

by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009

basson

Basson is a type os sex possition

can we have basson tonight?

by dylan price January 14, 2008

BaeSon

Two people who like or love eachother and they know they like eachother but won't date or go out and are both single

Bella and Mason are pulling a bad baeson and they always talk to eachother.

by Mally Derniva June 26, 2016

Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

Race Bannon

According to an old Valentine's Day edition of the Boston Globe, it is a phrase used by cockgobblers (i.e.: Greg Fiore) when referring to their life partners (i.e: Pete DeVincent). The reference comes from the old Johnny Quest cartoon, in which Johnny has a father, Dr. Quest, but no mother... only Race Bannon. Race seemed quite happy to take care of Johnny and run errands for the good Doctor, the way a dedicated wife should.

"Greg, be a good little Race Bannon and use less teeth when giving me a blumpkin."

by Bob G. July 19, 2004

Bunson

the 420th wonder of the smoking word...
a 2 1/5 foot pyrex steamroller made from old chemical tubbing.....
full name Bunson Althouse....
has also been seen fixed to a bong to creat the ultimate hybrid, The Bunong or Bongson.

Yo dude, wanna smoke a joint. Nah, lets do a 2-man Bunson session and get retarded.

by FIZZ March 16, 2005

Barson

The strangest of strange people. Barsons are internationally renowned for their passion for sailing, yet they are incredibly seasick. They are also massive BAAAstards.

"Look at that Barson over there! Isn't he a mong?"

by BDuffy November 18, 2013