bakini

A garment that is likened to a bikini top, however it is worn on the back instead of the front. It's primary use is for when your magumbos are too good to hide but you still want to maintain some form of dignity for fear of being arrested for public indecency. DISCLAIMER: Wearers are advised that public indecency may ensue if their burrito is larger than average due to the bakini's small surface area.

Boy 1: "Jesus, that girls magumbos are heaven-sent..."
Boy 2: "Agreed, she needs a bakini..."

by Almarch April 2, 2017

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Badison

Someone’s named Madison who is really hot so you call her Badison cuz she bad

Damn her name Madison. It should really be Badison

by Badison November 5, 2018

hannah baisley

also known as bambi. not the smartest crayon in the box, however you never fail to have a right good laugh with her.

hannah baisley:"watch this" "why?" "look, im like bambi on legs!"

by supercoolmofo October 30, 2011

Baking

Verb. Making out or kissing excessively underneath bedding or a blanket.

Bake(d) -past tense

I went on a date last night with John

Did y'all bake

Yup we went baking

by Licious everyone October 12, 2015

baking cookies

The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.

I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.

by farting machine man July 30, 2008

Batter Bakin

Doing something easily.

How was that test?
I was batter bakin on that bro.

by FLEXIN STRAIGHT LONG N HARD December 17, 2010