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A garment that is likened to a bikini top, however it is worn on the back instead of the front. It's primary use is for when your magumbos are too good to hide but you still want to maintain some form of dignity for fear of being arrested for public indecency. DISCLAIMER: Wearers are advised that public indecency may ensue if their burrito is larger than average due to the bakini's small surface area.
Boy 1: "Jesus, that girls magumbos are heaven-sent..."
Boy 2: "Agreed, she needs a bakini..."
bakini by Almarch April 2, 2017
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Baking Soda Brigade 

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.

Ghost Bikini 

When a girl gets so tan or burned that when she takes off her real bikini her white skin makes it look like she's still wearing one.
"Man, I got so burned that when I'm naked I'm rockin' a straight ghost bikini".
Ghost Bikini by shilackin October 30, 2011

Babining 

A much cooler way of Tebowing, based off the unique celebration of Jason Babin, DE of the Philadelphia Eagles, after every sack.
After that last sack, Jason Babin did his routine celebration of Babining, hyping up the Eagles fans, even more.
Babining by PhreshPhillies November 10, 2011

bikinis and spacesuits 

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

amy's baking company 

A terrible restaurant run by an angry Arabian and a psycho blonde. Made famous by Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Closed down a while ago so don't even think about going.
"That restaurant made Amy's Baking company look like fine dining!!!

not bikini ready 

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!