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Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
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Fat Kid Badge "FKB"

Traditionally a stain earned whilst eating.
"Bro, you got chili on your shirt."

"Yeah, it's going to leave a vicious Fat Kid Badge "FKB", good thing I carry a tide pen."
by Caveman4hire January 18, 2019
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Smok rolo badge

The holy vaporizer device. Once known as the messiah
Hey lunch lady can I get a smok rolo badge ?
by Smok rolo badge February 14, 2019
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badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
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Hot badge

When you slap your jizz into the skin of your partner after sex.
Kevin gave me a hot badge right across the cheek last night.
by Fellisum November 1, 2023
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Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?
by Chichimec January 1, 2024
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bitch with a badge

Generally refers to a security guard or a cop.
Talkin' out my ass, boy, you ain't shit but a bitch with a badge - Lil Dirk
by Pizzlej January 16, 2024
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