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Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump 

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
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bend over backwards 

make a very big effort
my sister bends over backwards to help the doctor check her temperature

Fuck me backwards! 

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"
Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!
Fuck me backwards! by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

Till’ It’s Backwards 

till it’s the other way around, hood slang
Free Jay till’ it’s backwards!”

Piss Backwards 

To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.
"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"
Piss Backwards by Tex982 October 21, 2006

suffering backwards 

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.
Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.
suffering backwards by Ionajag November 3, 2013

Love backwards 

Real love can be seen by a reflection of the word backwards on the mirror or with a selfie.
What is love backwards ? The true sense of the word is backwards , cause in order to get authentic love we must first give this to ourselves. Then this reflection will be manifested in the world that surround us.
Love backwards by IM Project December 1, 2018