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The sword is in the axe wound 

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.
Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'
Related Words

muddy axe wound 

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.
She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.
muddy axe wound by dunno August 20, 2003

digital-axe 

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.
1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM
digital-axe by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

The Axe Kick

A deadly stomping blow or kicking action by bending the knee and releasing it on your opponent or victims leg. Or if on the ground their body or head.
You will get the axe kick when you do or say something idiotic or annoying.
The Axe Kick by B.E.D December 7, 2009

Battlefield axe 

women who are in their mid-age or older with fierce and tough personality.
Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!
Battlefield axe by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010

hand axe 

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.
It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.
hand axe by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015