by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ November 15, 2016
A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.
Awkward tunnel ritual:
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam March 16, 2011
A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.
by chemnerd101 September 16, 2009
to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.
slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
Rachel: " how was your night last night"
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"
Rachel" " what did you see?"
Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"
Rachel : * gasp*
by britnaynay February 15, 2010
1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
by awkawkawkawkawk February 27, 2011
An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.
Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....
ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '
ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL
XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
YYY:......
XXX:.....
ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '
ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL
XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....
by Flyin Weetard April 07, 2011
the awkward indian is achieved when you are completely clothed and your female partner is completely naked.
by higgins & steckel January 01, 2006