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Assholeness

Blatantly being rude to someone, speaking your opinion and having others not care what you think. Honesty is the best policy right?
T:Does my butt look big in these jeans?
B:When does it not?
T:Im glad i get your sense of humor because you have allot of assholeness in your personality.
by aisatan November 21, 2011
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assholeness

doing ahole things to people.
name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!
by itsboosting March 12, 2010
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Asshole

A self-centered guy who steals girls first kisses then breaks their hearts.
"My ex-boyfriend is a real asshole! For he is the definition of asshole."
by MuffinBananaHammock February 13, 2007
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assholic

Of, relating to, or being like an asshole. ie. cruel and unusual behavior, unsensitiveness, et cetera.
That was real assholic of you to humiliate that guy like that.
by candor March 13, 2003
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Asshole

A seal that Follows The Golden Bear.

Asshole the seal embarks on an annual adventure with the Training Ship Golden Bear for a treacherous four month journey on the many oceans of the world. He is the sole protector of the arrogant scumbag cadets of the California Maritime Academy.
Hey everyone, look! It's Asshole, the seal that follows the Golden Bear!
by BoozeCruise76 December 16, 2010
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Asshole

A person who bluntly asks, "Are you fucking retarded?" when everyone else just feels sorry for you and/or don't want to hurt your feelings. An asshole tends to be proud of their label and when called an asshole, will most likely have a comeback that clearly distinguishes them as an asshole but at the same time makes you look like a total idiot. They give a very frank commentary about the world around them, and are hated by many because they will point out a persons obvious character flaws, thus ending said persons fantasy of being the best. Assholes have much more honor than their counterparts, the douchebags in that they can be as mean, rude and inconsiderate as they want but still have friends to back them up, while despite the douchebags best efforts to seem cool will be hated inevitably. Befriending an asshole can be very beneficial because even though they will still make fun of you all the time it's more of a "poking-fun" type thing and are striving to make you a more socially acceptable person. In conclusion, assholes are an aquired taste; impossible to like at first, but once you learn that whatever one asshole says about you it's what 100 others are thinking they don't seem so bad. Assholes have a much more real view of the world than they get credit for because they don't sugarcoat and speak facts that many would rather ignore. If you think someone is an asshole, all that means is that they have shit on you and you don't have shit on them.
Douchebag: Hey asshole what's with that earring are you a fag or somethin lol and someone told me you went shopping at goodwill lol your like pretty lame lol

Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom.

Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole...

Asshole: That's right.
by dontbesohardontheassholes November 16, 2009
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Asshole

something we all are in some way.
Asshole 1: You're an asshole
Asshole 2: Yes I am, and so are you
by Memetic Man January 18, 2011
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