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Amazone'ing

Surfing Amazon for miscellaneous items work no real intent on purchase or productivity.
I wasted 3 hours amazone'ing and only managed to watch a prime show and update my wish list.
by Pserchi March 10, 2015
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Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.
"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"
by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015
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Amazong

Something bought from the online retailer Amazon, that is truly amazing.
"The camera I got in the mail today is amazong!!!"
by Adri4nK July 23, 2015
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amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*
by UKnowWhoIAm January 11, 2016
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amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K July 14, 2016
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amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.
Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.
by mooyo June 4, 2016
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Amazon Spic

A racist term for a South American Latino, Especially those from Ecuador and Peru.
Kevin: "Hey are you going to Ecuador this Summer?"
Dylan: "I was but I don't want to be around those dirty Amazon Spics."
by DefineTheTerm May 28, 2016
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