pussy, weed, and alcohol 

1. the things that satisfy us all.

2. three things that, if used correctly, can give any person a sense of great satisfaction. Some people like one more than the others, but not one person can say that they do not get joy from at least one of them.

Man: I am so stressed out.

Friend: Sounds like you need some pussy, weed, and alcohol.

pussy, weed, and alcohol by shedro February 3, 2010

alcohol-sponge 

A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.

Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!

alcohol-sponge by Fuzzy Nutz April 8, 2009

alcohol induced drippy shits 

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)

Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

alcohol induced drippy shits by Half_pint420 February 12, 2017

alcoholism 

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

alcoholism by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015

alcohol 

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

alcohol by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

Alcohol Hero 

Someone who regardless of any situation can destroy any alcoholic beverage in their path.

Alcohol Hero

Alcohol Hero by Diva Bitch April 19, 2011

alcohol 

Social lubricant

Boy I need some alcohol to get this party started.

alcohol by melissadpm February 17, 2010