“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Actual Optimal

When an action or object is "actual optimal" it is to be of optimum actuality.

"bro thats actual optimal"
"whats the fuck does that mean"
"actual optimal"
"actual optimal"

by sssly August 23, 2022

Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

Gary Winthorpe (actual)

A stand up guy. Like someone on the pupil leadership team in a Scottish high school.

Wow, that's a right good Gary Winthorpe (actual)

by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024

Actuals

"actuals" is an australian abbreviation to "actually", it means "damn that fr happened?" or "it did"

Savanna: "hey, do you know eminem is coming to australia to have a world tour!?"

Ben: "WAIT, ACTUALS?!"

by brooklynsobased July 6, 2024

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Actualeer

Someone who often says "UM, ACKSHUALLY-".
This word comes from words such as "engineer", except instead of doing engineering, it's actualeering.

"Of course he's an actualeer, he's a complete midwit".

by AveryHyena June 14, 2025