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Neoprene mask

A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.

Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.
-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!
by attackyofme May 2, 2012
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Mask Lesbian

Female-identifying individuals whose gender expression is masculine-presenting. This may also include assuming traditionally male gender-roles.

Masks are strongly associated with butch lesbians
Let the Masks carry the groceries.

Mask Lesbians often present as tough individuals on the outside with a soft core reserved for people in the inner circle.
by Djerune February 2, 2022
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Masked Cat

Masked Cat is a unique species that appears to be a cartoon cat that is blue with an ash hoodie and face mask. They are commonly found practicing artistic activities and make bad jokes. They live in the northern parts of the USA.
The Masked Cat likes to call himself ''The Funny Man''
-Some Confused Individual
by Masked Cat November 29, 2022
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mask muffle

something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !

speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?

it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !

i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !

thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
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Y-mask

When a woman has the most amazing body you have to have sex with her, but her face is so disgusting you have to put a yoshimitsu mask on her before sex.
Jimmy: dude I really wanna bang Lizz, her body is amazing, but her face is so gross

Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
by Jman54 January 8, 2010
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Masked Luchador

Lucha is lucha , he's smart, kind but always know to go a certain limit when it comes to lucha, he could always be planning something and you wouldn't see it coming
by NotAnjaHeeHee February 10, 2021
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Ass Mask

When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!
Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019
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