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Nolan Matews

Greatest whitest man on earth who is a proud homosexual - he is also very fine like just give him to me, please.
Men: Damn I want Nolan as a lover
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)
by - obama obviously November 21, 2021
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Nolan Hartke

This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.
Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.
by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018
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Nolan Donahue

a kid who kisses ass, likes to have china penis rubbed on his face. very gay
Look at that Nolan Donahue getting gang banged by 6 dudes.
by cheeseeateryummy September 24, 2019
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Nolan

He usually being a backseat gamer whenever we play any games and blames always on teammate if he dies.
Nolan: YOOOOOOOOOOO ZEAAAANNN UR SO BAAADDD
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*
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Nolan

Nolan is a cool person, lacking in looks but excelling In personality and fashion, he funny but also serious and if you get to close he might just choke you
He such a Nolan
by Skim man April 28, 2019
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Nolan

He is mixed race, with pretty hair. He is passionate, outgoing, sociable, and intelligent. He is emotionally intelligent as well as book-smart. He has dumb moments, though <3. Not good with grammar, witty. Passionate about wars, especially world war II. history is his subject. He is passionate about his friends and is somewhat of a people-pleaser. He loves making people laugh, especially people he respects. He cares what everyone thinks of him, and is nice to everyone. He values intelligence and emotional connections. He is physically quite buff and cares about his body. Everyone likes him. When he walks in, you feel it. Liked by men and women. He is the leader of the pack. A wolf. A Capricorn. He wears black and chains. He loves sports and baseball. A romantic, though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves romance. Will ask you to dance. Has a constant smirk on his face. Cute dimples. Everyone who meets him is charmed.

But what everyone likes about him so much is that he's a kind person. He's nice to everyone, despite his good looks and hypnotic charisma. He draws you in. He is witty. He laughs a lot and smiles a lot. When he looks in your eyes, it feels like he's looking through you. He doesn't look away. He is strong. He is cute and knows how to make me laugh.
Omg, that guy that just smiled at me is such a Nolan. I feel like my heart is melting.

He is so cute and funny, he must be a Nolan. :)

I want a boyfriend like Nolan.
by rosewater69 April 3, 2022
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Nolan

hes whiny. hes also very pale, pasty and has middle part and its concerning. hes chill so no beef (my friend likes you, Nolan.
person 1: oh look its NOLAN
person 2: wowza hes PALEEEE
person 1: realll
by CoolKidMama123 March 5, 2024
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