Tall Skinny Emo

While most emos are rather secluded, there is one type of emos that you just can't ignore: The Tall Skinny Emo.

TSEs are generally seen sitting in deserted hallways with their "emo" girlfriends.

At the core, TSEs aren't really emo, but wish that their life was bad enough to actually be emo. So they cover it up with lots of black. LOTS OF BLACK.

Even in the case of a dress code, TSEs will wear the required garment in the darkest shade possible with a black dressy shirt under.

"Man I hit that emo kid into the locker!"
"What emo kid? There's a million of 'em"
"The tall skinny emo kid"
"OH HIM!!"

by Zacky A October 20, 2008

Tall Paul

An ageing late twenties male from Wymering near Portsmouth with a hair style dating back to the 60's. He is a balding individual whose temper has a tendency to effect his ability to think before he speaks. Suffers from strange bouts of depression perhaps due to his loss of hair or for crashing his car and results in him lashing out on buildings, pouring drink over his mates and admitting his love to people. This disease has become infectious and has now passed on to others causing those effected to arrange trips to the zoo rather than go out clubbing for example. This individual is a keen musician opting for the classical style from ideas gathered listening to his favourite station, Angel F.M. Curiosity surrounds his need to work for Sainsburys when he could actually work in the shop he lives above, but Tall Paul is a unique character who is very hard to understand. Also suffers from partial blindness due to constant action off his right hand.

"No it ain't facking tough luck!"
"You facking twat, turn the facking light off!!"
"Its like a football injury, you don't rush back into training."

by Sammy H January 18, 2004

Tall glass of milk

White and privileged

You are one tall glass of milk

by Bigwhitebooty October 28, 2017

tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 21, 2003

tall miget

a miget that is tall.
(but is still short:)
it is just another word for it.

she is a tall miget.

by bob_bobby June 29, 2009

Tall blonde

Someone who overpowers everyone but secretly as weak as they come inside

Short blonde “your so tall”
Tall blonde “and your so short”
Tall blonde inside -😖🥺

by Magicmustard October 20, 2019

Tall Brain

When Someone is not Galaxy Brains and not Smooth Brains.

Person one: I got 7 out of ten questions right

Person two: You're so Tall Brains!

by TheHumanInBlue November 29, 2020