Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

poose mist

a wet or juicy queef

man i just made my girl poose mist!

by milfs.and.cookies January 08, 2023

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 April 19, 2016

diddy mist

A secret liquid made by p diddy to give you special powers

my friend used the diddy mist and now he has a raging boner

by sleepysean____ July 06, 2024

twat mist

An evaporation of pussy juices.

I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.

by Ashb525 February 20, 2016

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 11, 2020