you're screwed 

It's what you are when something goes terribly wrong with no possible rectification. As in, when all hope is lost due to some catastrophe.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I set my voltage too high when overclocking my Core 2!"
Guy 1: "You're screwed."

you're screwed by I'm Guy 2 December 15, 2008

You're a wizard harry 

you're a wizard harry

im a what

you're a fucking wizard!!!!!!!!!

you're a wizard harry you bitch

You're a wizard harry by jamesht2001 October 20, 2014

You're Welcome

A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.

Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.

You're Welcome by Bobby billy fubbernuck March 11, 2018

You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.

Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.

You're Welcome by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

"You're Screwed" Circle 

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.

"You're Screwed" Circle by Spike L. April 1, 2009

You're my favourite 

Used by Bruce Forsyth on Strictly Come Dancing and other competition shows when talking to a contestant who didn't do very well and looks sure to receive the lowest score of the night. Condescending.

"That was terrible!"
"We're literally relying on public votes to keep us in the competition tonight"
"Well don't worry, because you're my favourite"

You're my favourite by Britchick101 November 28, 2012

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

you're yanking my chain by AmishMistress November 20, 2015