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Double-waver

Noun

Describes a girl that when having sex with her, a wave travels through the fat, but where she is fat enough that the wave eventually travels back toward you.
Lamont: Yo dawg you smash Tai'qwonda last night?

Tyreal: Yeah dawg, chubby ho be a double-waver like shiiiiiii
by Diarrheasaurus January 21, 2011
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The Wolverine

The act of waking up next to a very homely lady sleeping on your arm after a night of drinking, and instead of risking waking her up and having to plow her again by moving your arm, you chew off your own arm to escape.
I woke up next to a real barracuda this morning. I don't know what happened last night, but I didn't want to find out this morning, so I had to do The Wolverine to get out of there.
by Fecal Torpedo May 8, 2014
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sister wooer

A man who typically gets together with his girlfriend/ wife's sister (before they get together that is otherwise we wouldn't really call him a man)
OMG, he made out with Jane's sister right before they got married, he is such a sister wooer.
by janedoeanon March 29, 2015
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Maxx Wever

Man with the worlds biggest schlong
Wow, Maxx Wever has a big konky dong.
by MijkeEnAnoukZijnAllebeiJa December 2, 2019
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tightly-woven

When a combination of one or more people, animals, individuals, groups, items, blueprints, insects, etc... is/are in an especially uncomfortable situation which has (basically?) no way out.

The antonym of tightly-knit.
Had we obeyed Our Lady and allowed Saint Pope Pius X to consecrate Russia to Her Immaculate Heart, we wouldn't have gotten to know the product of a tightly-woven family - the leader who bombed a certain location in USA-zip-code 96818.

Had the supposed composer of the Minuet in G not married his cousin (who then proceeded to die at the ripe "old" age of 35), the star of the movie Ama Deus wouldn't have gotten himself into such a tightly-woven booze-fueled job-situation, resulting in his body getting thrown into a common grave at the same age.

Had the supposed composer of the Minuet in G not married his cousin (who then proceeded to die at the "ripe" old age of 35), the father of the composer of Moonlight Sonata, Pathetique Sonata, Fur Elise, his 9th Symphony Ode to Joy, and the inspiration for a disco instrumental named after drinking, which sold two million copies when released around 1976 as a single, while the album sold about 750,000 copies, probably wouldn't have fallen into a drinking problem, likely at the same age.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor January 1, 2022
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Glen Waverley

A punishment or dare where one man places the penis of another man into his mouth in public.

Made infamous by the Glen Waverley Football Club Mad Monday celebrations 2022 who performed the act in a pub in broad daylight.
You lost the bet, get down and give me a Glen Waverley!
by TruckHunter September 7, 2022
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Trans-Womern

My friend is a trans-womern!
by Katarina The Catarina November 23, 2022
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