whippin' work

Cookin' Crack

Became popular with the Rick Ross track Blowin' Money Fast...

"I think I'm big Meech...Larry Hoover...
Whippin' work....halleluiah...
one nation...under God...
real niggaz gettin' money from the fuckin' start"

by NastyM August 26, 2010

Homing from Work

Using work time and resources for personal tasks.

See reverse telecommuting, work from home

Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?

Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.

by Vebond January 15, 2008

work-wife

Your closest female friend at work. Her motive is friendship, not pay. This is typically a non-sexual relationship.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't get my usual bagel. Thank God my work-wife brought me some Micky D's.

by Daniel Roberts December 23, 2004

work

A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

You are here to work, not to have fun!

by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003

Work Husband

That one special male at work that you get along with so well you spend all your free time at work with him. When you find out gossip you go straight to him to see if he knows yet. You surprise him with lunch or snacks. You don't want to hang with Noone else on break. Every conversation with him is great. You can talk about anything to him and he listens. You finish each other's sentences and make fun if your coworkers together. Everyone else thinks it's sexual and you don't understand why because you don't see it that way.

Do you mind taking a late lunch today?
I can't. My work husband is waiting for me to go to dunkin'

So what's going on with you and him?
Nothing, he's just my work husband

by Ne55a December 1, 2015

Hard Worker

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)”

John is a hard worker, that's why he is your boss.

by Brock Trunzo May 3, 2011

work bestie

Your best friend at the workplace.

I can't believe how long that conference call lasted. Thanks for picking up my lunch work bestie

by MJ and Diddy March 10, 2008