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Woody Woodpeckered

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
by crippus2 February 18, 2015
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woobie

in the united states military, classified as LINER, WET WEATHER, PONCHO, the Woobie was introduced first during Vietnam as the inner liner for the poncho, where the poncho could keep troops dry, and the liner could keep out the cold. It became such a hit though, that somehow it came to be called the Woobie out of endearment.

Maybe named for the mashup of the words "would be", maybe named for the safety blanket in the movie Mr. Mom (the young boy calls his blanket Woobie), the world may never know.....
"Don't forget your poncho liner, you Woobie (would be) cold without it."
by luvmyzj93 December 12, 2016
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woody and willcox

A slow and painfully death by stupidity.
The woody and Willcox show 6am-10am.
by Malaos3 March 21, 2017
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Wooly Manmouth

When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes
I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.
by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017
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woody money

woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying
that blokes got woody money
by brynsta May 27, 2018
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Wooly mammoth

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting
Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense
by Big d113 June 21, 2018
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Woody

A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.
Woody is great fun, but his life blows ass.
by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018
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