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Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.
The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard
by Mercury199 October 25, 2010
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wizard hat

When you poop so much that a mound appears in the bowl, and it looks like a brown wizard hat.
I blasted so much that I made a wizard hat.
by Zorroslade May 6, 2008
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Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.
Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?
by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020
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Wizard of Oz

A movie made to make fun of the political leaders of the time.
In the Wizard of Oz:
The scarecrow didn't have a brain
The tin man didn't have a heart
The lion didn't have any courage
The wizard was a phony
by tye-die April 27, 2006
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wizard sleeve

When a girls vagina is over used and hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.
Jayme over used her purple dildo (waldo) so her vagina now hang like a "wizard sleeve."
by fun monkey verm December 20, 2008
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Wizard Sleeve

When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.
Man, I heard that Jamie was with Big ol' Beverly last night.

He said when he got finished, her box was tore up like a creepy Wizard Sleeve!
by Shoeshine Boy March 7, 2010
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Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!
by boogerh7 November 23, 2010
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