wimper

a type of surfer dude

I would date a wimper they are such hot surfer dudes

by KoolAid2723 October 26, 2011

wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

by Ceanothus March 7, 2004

A Chinese Wisper

When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.

Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

whipper snapper

Vice versa to you calling your grandparents old, wrinkly sacks of shit.

"Sup nigga POPS!"

"Eh? What's that? I can't understand none of this slangish hoo-ha you whipper snappers come up with every day! Eh heh heh. Now gather round my moldy rug and let's watch some real black n' white TV! Sorry my kitchen smells like old."

"Yeah...Whatever, you ancient fuck. Don't you have a museum to visit or a garden to plant or somethin'?"

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

windshield wiper

an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels

"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*

by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014

Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

pencil whipper

cheating while playing disc golf by falsifying yours or your competitor's score.

Caleb, bruh, how are you possibly -20 under par? You're such a pencil whipper. carry stevi's bag and let him keep score.

by mike rauch December 5, 2017