Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015

by Nig boy 687 November 20, 2023

Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.
by Doesitmatter7 September 3, 2016

“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”
by JohntheNonce January 9, 2020

by tallerthanmariana June 18, 2024

Typcially known as the skeggyshagger.
by Bendybandit November 23, 2021

by wjjqjq November 29, 2021
