whopperskewed

Denotation: Diagonally or not directly across from, as in cattywampus, kittycorner.
Connotation: Crooked, uneven, badly proportioned, disoriented, off-center either temporarily or permanently; might be the Pennsylvania/Ohio version of the possibly Oklahoma/Texas whompyjawed. Can describe a thing, person, or idea.

If you ask me, Rand Paul is one whopperskewed dude.

by ColeridgeDickey August 31, 2014

Whopper

Whilst getting ones asshole eaten, the act of passing gas into the mouth of the eater.

I was tossing this chicks said the other day and she gave me a fucking whopper.

by Brn1dn October 23, 2015

whopper

Irish adjective used to describe something really cool, or awesome

similar to "savage" or "deadly"

"Your wan has a whopper arse"

"That game was bleedin' whopper"

by Deilpo March 30, 2016

Whopper

When a man smacks a girl over the face with his penis, making a 'whop' sound.

Oh man, I gave her a belter of a whopper last night

by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017

whopper pussy

A pussy that doesn’t look appealing!, kinda takes after the shape of two whopper patties.

Don’t mess with Amanda, she has a whopper Pussy

by BigChocolateEclairMan November 7, 2017

Whopper

A fart

That kid let out a whopper.

by JACKEDMAN>ORG$?% February 12, 2018

Whopper

When a woman takes both a man's penis and balls, into her mouth at the same time and sucks.

How did your date with that chick at the gym go? It was alright... Did you bang her? No. Did you at least get a blow job? No but, she did give me a whopper, for a few minutes. She did? Yeah, then she stopped all of a sudden. Why? I guess she saw I was enjoying it. Felt kind of guilty and said she's not that kind of girl. What kind of girl is that? Slutty.

by Hentai_Eddie May 17, 2018