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Witness

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.
Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness
by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004
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whitenessity

When your being white, actually prevents you from being empathetic to our black brothers and sisters (or poc), and compels you to challenge them on subjects you couldn't possibly understand, bc you are not black (or poc). You feel bc you have never experienced these issues they

must

not

exist.

It's a form of denial common in white people, bc then they'd have to admit just how racist things really are. It's easier to just act like our black brothers and sisters, (or poc) don't know what tf they're talking about. 🤷✌️
The whitenessity of Kimberly and Karen, thinking that bc they've never been denied a job based solely on their name, that it doesn't happen! Try putting Jaidynce on an application! And I'm just as qualified!!
by Anniebanannie! August 18, 2021
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Whitenessing

"Those dudes whitenessed the invasion of the Capitolio so they think it was actually Antifa and the FBI who did it"

"Whitenessing Trump steal those top secret documents makes you think they were planted there by the FBI"
by chatonildo September 22, 2022
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Whitenesia

The memory loss white people experience when faced with life or death situations, small inconveniences, black people, or stressful events.
This horror movie sucks ass, why are they still there?
They have whitenesia bro, she doesn’t remember seeing the ghost that attacked her earlier.
by Cptnklt December 22, 2021
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whereness

The perspective that something has a real placement
"Where's Jane?"
"IDK, shes probably Outside again."
"Shit. the lack of Whereness there is gonna shit all over her head."
by jackthecutter November 13, 2019
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Whiteest

Thé Whiteest type of functional functionality; while playful, so not playing it or "playing" tö maximum rate that one could not dividend return rate invest on...anti-Laggert
If one is always gayest when dating, Blackest when angry, thén Whiteest when sulken, sullen, gloomy and or wearing red lipstick as if you say all da Blacks Åre men, all women Åre White and all gays whether homosexual ie homogeneity/ homogenous/ homogeneity seeking or not remain happy.
by Brassδάκρυ March 15, 2020
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Whoreness

When someone is acting in an untimely manner and is just being a little shit
Once he cuts his whoreness out I’ll talk to him
by Phat Schmeat March 24, 2020
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