Wet Banana

a. An innocent outdoor family toy.
b. A penis.

There goes Billy on the Wet Banana!
Is that Mom on the Wet Banana? It is!

by THE MANIAC IS IN THE MAILBOX November 7, 2015

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Wet Stank

Wet Stank is an upcoming rapper from Rockford, Illinois. The hype surrounding him is very real and he is expected to make a huge impact on the rap scene. His debut single, "Wet Stank Wonder," will be coming out very soon. This single will be able to be found on youtube and it might even be there by the time that you are reading this.

Did you hear that new Wet Stank song?

Wait, what? I can't believe that Wet Stank finally dropped!

by lilcj69 January 15, 2021

Wet Dream

A man gets a boner and cums ( a woman can get a wet pussy, so they can have a wet dream too) during slumber and can't control it.

Ryan: Man I had another wet dream about Paige.
Alex: oh shit, me too
Ryan: dude, that's kinda weird

by MusicMadeMe June 10, 2018

Smoking Wet

Wet is a combination of a marijuana joint mixed with PCP.

“What’s got into Zander man?”
-“he’s been smoking wet yo”

by Kushomatic June 25, 2018

wet lemon

a bit of a useless individual

Tom is a bit of a wet lemon

by Skither January 11, 2015