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Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
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pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online
i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed
by 1800loco November 24, 2017
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web challenged

The term is meant for individuals who are less than knowledgeable and less than savvy in regard to all things surrounding the internet world.

This would include (but not limited to) navigating the World Wide Web, social media, using email, logging into accounts, how blogs work, or anything associated with web sites/pages.

The challenge occurs when one is trying to manage these various platforms without success due to the learning curve involved.

Not fully understanding how the web works may be due to lack of desire, time spent learning or interest in general.
I must be web challenged this is the fifth time I've tried to update my site.
by AllBiz June 13, 2014
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web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way
Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.
by bandospook July 27, 2012
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web complexion

ones face and or skin tone when webcaming actions of sexual nature.

p.s this just came to me in a vision. when dozing off talking on live stream . after a day of consuming rockstar enegry fuel and coffee the whole day.

i thought the world should know :)
group in the break room at work , hey man i saw you on ch@urb@te you have a nice web complexion. wtf , it was a private show! i was hacked!
by kingoffighters2012 August 13, 2012
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web site

You're on one right now.
Melting your brain.
So am I.
by person yo-yo July 15, 2003
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web cred

A succinct way to describe a person's online credibility.
Her MySpace profile has low web cred.
by mojobullfrog March 1, 2007
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