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Weatherman's Vagina

The shape made by joining the finger tips and thumb tips together, while making a vagina shape in front of the groin.

Often seen on TV weather broadcasts as the weatherman tries to find something to do with his hands.

Used as a vulgar gesture in heavy industry to indicate that someone else is a "big cunt". In this case the "vagina" is opened and closed to draw attention.
Wow, the weatherman's vagina looks good tonight. He sure knows how to show off his stuff.
by Keith Russell October 10, 2007
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Sweater Weather

a song tik tokers use to show theyre bi
by gaylesbo July 1, 2020
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Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.
by Fire Queen October 1, 2010
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weather man

A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong
Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*
by crazymfnerd June 28, 2017
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instant weather report

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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waste of weather

When you can't take advantage of the weather because of other commitments or constrains, and e.g. the sunny day therefore loses its appeal and makes you slightly bitter, you feel that this is a waste of weather.
On the last day of our vacation the rain finally stopped, but we had to spent it at the airport. What a waste of weather!

Perfect conditions for skydiving, but I have to go to work, it's such a waste of weather.
by urbandi March 3, 2010
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foul-weather friend

A foul-weather friend is the opposite of a fair-weather friend. A fair-weather friend is your friend when your life is fine, and times are good but they abandon you when you have a problem, lose your job, etc.

A foul-weather friend is someone who likes to be around you when you are unemployed, depressed and in the dumps. He/she feels sorry for you, and gets some pleasure out of feeling superior, handing out advice, berating you for having a bad attitude. As soon as you get out of the slump, get a job, get in shape, get a decent place to live, etc., the fair weather friend is jealous, and stops speaking to you.

Now that you are not a total loser, the foul-weather friend can't stand you.
As soon as I got a new job and a decent place to live, my foul-weather friend stopped speaking to me.
by Tabitha Elkins April 10, 2008
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