(Noun) One who has obligations during the week, i.e. job or school etc., but he/she enjoys being belligerently drunk and high all weekend to the extent of passing or blacking out. These people are notorious for staying up until sunrise and wearing the same clothes into the next day. They only qualify if he/she parties on all nights of the weekend - no days off - This requires much will power and obedience to binge drinking and smoking. However these people are not only limited to partying on weekends, weekdays are acceptable too.
After thirty games of beer pong (ruit), smoking six blunts, and getting some skins over the course of the weekend, the sun started to come up early sunday morning and Max established his weekend warrior status.
by Cooper July 14, 2006
Get the weekend warriormug. A man who has sex without a condom. It is derived from the word "dome" which is a slang term used for condom. Hence, domeless means "without condom." Warrior is self-explanatory.
by Phil Agap August 27, 2006
Get the domeless warriormug. When A Man Gets A Tough Guy Tattoo That He Believes Will Gives Him Instant Pseudo SEAL Status. Some Of The Following Favorite Tattoos Of These 'Ink Warriors' Include: Tribal Tattoos, Barbed Wire, Skulls, And Intimidating Words Like Live/Die Tattooed On Knuckles Of Right/Left Hand.
Granted, A Lot Of Truly Tough Guys, (Who You Wouldn't Want To Meet In The Darkest Alley), Do Wear There Tats Proudly.
However The Humor Appears When A Man That's of Medium Or Small Build (Or Of A Totally Un-Intimidating Stature, Walks Around Like The Tattoos Will Fight His Battle For Him.
This Is Truly A Pathetic Sight To Behold, (Or Extremely Funny Depending On How You Look At It). Some Of The Best Places To Meet An Ink Warrior Include, Clubs, Concerts, Amusement Parks, And The Best Places Of All, Public Beaches. All Places (That Unfortunately) Are Where The Real Tough Guys Hangout) And All Places That The Ink Warrior Will Get His Ass Beat To A Bloody Pulp Should He Engage In A Fight With A Real Tough Guy.
Granted, A Lot Of Truly Tough Guys, (Who You Wouldn't Want To Meet In The Darkest Alley), Do Wear There Tats Proudly.
However The Humor Appears When A Man That's of Medium Or Small Build (Or Of A Totally Un-Intimidating Stature, Walks Around Like The Tattoos Will Fight His Battle For Him.
This Is Truly A Pathetic Sight To Behold, (Or Extremely Funny Depending On How You Look At It). Some Of The Best Places To Meet An Ink Warrior Include, Clubs, Concerts, Amusement Parks, And The Best Places Of All, Public Beaches. All Places (That Unfortunately) Are Where The Real Tough Guys Hangout) And All Places That The Ink Warrior Will Get His Ass Beat To A Bloody Pulp Should He Engage In A Fight With A Real Tough Guy.
After Watching His Favorite Fighter Show And Putting On Some Muscle, Eric Went To The Tattoo Shop And Got A Tribal Tattoo. It Hurt A Lot, Especially When The Needle Went Underneath His Bicep, But He Was Truly An Ink Warrior Now!
by Cybernetic October 28, 2009
Get the Ink Warriormug. A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011
Get the Helmet Warriormug. Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.
Also: Most politicians.
Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
Get the Douche Warriormug. A runner who struggles on uphill terrain an even flat terrain, but sprints at high speeds upon hitting a downhill area. Downhill warriors are generally looked down upon by coaches and other runners, and it is customary to chant "Downhill warriors!" followed by five claps upon getting passed by one. As downhill sprinting can be tough on the joints, the practice is also medically discouraged.
I got passed by a downhill warrior on the first slope, but wound up passing him once he slwed down at the bottom.
by Teh Rote August 5, 2008
Get the downhill warriormug. A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013
Get the Fake Warriormug.