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wounded pigeon

Substitute hooker for a girlfriend that has been giving you shit.
Say your girlfriend calls out the wrong name during sex. She deserves the wounded pigeon.
by [SoB] Sly Fox April 14, 2006
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Wound Shag

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have just made by stabbing the person.
Im going to wound shag the fuck out of him if I don't get my money back soon
by J3TnDC December 5, 2011
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woundedness

a terrible power that makes it hard for other people to look upon you, some thing that makes u appear to be a creature of unthinkable hurtnesswounded
damn that nigga so hurt, he has the woundedness deep down inside him
by some dude April 13, 2005
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hatchet wound

a females reproductive organ, in the way it could kind of resemble
her pussy looked like a hatchet wound
by matt von March 8, 2008
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deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.
when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.
by NiMo March 1, 2005
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wounderbar

used mostly by the German population during world war 2. means wonderful/awesome
this day is so wounderbar!
by rulnoob December 6, 2010
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wound tighter than an eight day clock

When a person or pet exhibits nervous energy, they are said to be “tightly wound”.
Before electricity, mechanical clocks were wound by turning a key or crank to tighten a mainspring. As the spring would lose tension, the hands would turn for about 8 days before needing to be rewound.
Damn! Did you see how much cocaine Liz snorted? She is going to be wound tighter than an eight day clock this week!
by Have a go then April 11, 2022
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