educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.

"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol

by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024

do you wish for fries

no

do you wish for fries no

by scalywinky August 23, 2024

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

The Reverse Wishing Well

Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.

My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,

by Barry Stu Pid January 6, 2024

wish chace

when you order chase on wish and you get chace.

damn bro i ordered chase on wish and got "wish chace".

by ƎƎƎƎ December 9, 2021

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Ben Wish

Ben Wish spends his Saturdays in sainos (Sainsbury’s) with his cheeky latte grading papers, accept mine that he hasn’t received yet. He makes all his students smile, love u sir hope you grow soon.

Ben wish is a g

by MrsBannanaHammock October 14, 2019