weiner express 

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

weiner express by Jessica L December 14, 2008

weiner-hosen 

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

weiner-hosen by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

weiner face 

someone who is hot as shit.. doesnt have anything to do with a weiner.. but we just like the word weiner<3 ;)

brigid-hey gabby
gabby-hey weiner face!
brigid-whats up!?
gabby-nothing

see.. normal form of endearment! :)

weiner face by gabby March 5, 2005

Weiner-thirty

The time of day where there is a mandatory 2 pee pee touch rule for all significant others. Happens approximately 23 times a day, usually immediately following beer-thirty, but has been known to be able to carry it's own load.

Holy rusted metal Batman, it's weiner-thirty.

Weiner-thirty by Spelunking December 1, 2009

Weiner Wench

A man or woman who frequently has promiscuous sex with many male partners.

She's such a weiner wench. She slept with 5 guys this week

Tom, the weiner wench, slept with 2 guys last night.

Weiner Wench by Irishfather May 12, 2010

Weiner Basket 

Testicles of a male.

Balls, nut sack, Weiner Basket.

Weiner Basket by BTshooter February 7, 2012

weiner schemer 

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

weiner schemer by elalmighty March 15, 2019