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Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."
by BinMucker February 4, 2014
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acid vision

while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.
Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................
by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014
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testicle visions

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult
Damn. These testicle visions really messed me up on that test.
by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014
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Radar Vision

This occurs when your body knows your approaching dangerous situations and helps you figure out your next move.
I knew I was suppose to take a left, yet instead I went right. Then I saw an accident happened behind me. That would've been me if I went left.

Must've been my radar vision kicked in.
by aim&shoot90 January 2, 2016
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Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.
My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.
by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019
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HD Vision

That guy is acting like he has HD Vision & I'm talking about high & drunk vision!
by Tammara Elizabeth0193 November 27, 2019
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Profiterole vision

Profiterole vision, or indirect vision is vision that occurs outside the point of fixation(from the center of gaze). This notion is caused by a large consumption of the cream cake, profiteroles. Profiterole vision enables you to see out outside of the center gaze and enoy cake at the same time
JJ: Charlie, if you eat anymore of them cakes you will get fat
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough
by Chaz6560 January 29, 2020
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