Vacuum

When a girl sucks in while sucking a dick.

My girlfriend just vacuumed me.

by Penis Fucker Parker December 11, 2021

Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.

"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"

by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025

California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down

Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009

Grifting Vacuum

A situation where a new controversy creates a temporary void of reliable information; allowing grifters to use this as an opportunity to grift or exploit outrage.

The Critical Drinker took advantage of the grifting vacuum made from the controversy of the Peacemaker episode 'Full Nelson' by making a video on how the DCU is falling apart.

by David X. Hatley October 17, 2025

Vacuum

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.

Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2020