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Virginia shuffle 

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
Virginia shuffle by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
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Virginia Burrito 

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.
“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude
Virginia Burrito by notsjolie April 9, 2021

Virginia Mary 

Virginia Mary by Goawaytate May 28, 2021

Virginia driver’s license 

Losing your virginity
Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass
I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham
Virginia Ham by G8RADE September 12, 2021

virginia milk dud 

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.
I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud
virginia milk dud by Thrust torso September 15, 2021

Virginia Peanut Butter 

A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.
I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!