Vaguebook

To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.

VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."

VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."

by FreeHigh5s February 10, 2014

Valena

Is a name that is mostly associated with females. She is beautiful, strong, powerful, funny and witty. She can make you laugh at just about anything. She always thinks about her friends and family first before herself. She’s definitely Risqué and not afraid to point out and poke at the funny flaws about yourself. It’s all fun and games. Did I mention she’s a MILF?

Valena is also the name of a character from Dragon Age and the name of a town in Mississippi.

You friends with Valena? I hear she's fun to hang with.

by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

Valena

The name a of women who is always hit on by men. If you date her, be lucky to hold on to her

Your dating Valena? Don't ever let her go.

by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

valdemiro

Valdemiro is a sweet guy. He's very shy at first. A quiet guy but when he warms up to you its endless fun and adventures. He is an amazing person and youd be lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.

hi valdemiro

by Yatusabesss September 6, 2021

Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011

gay vague

A type of advertising that features people, content or situations that might contain LGBTQ individuals or references to LGBTQ life in a manner that is unapparent or vague. This method can be used by companies to either show acceptance of LGBTQ individuals as normal or by companies who wish to imply an acceptance of LGBTQ individuals with a plausible deniability of any such implication.

Abercrombie & Fitch advertisements feature situations that are examples of gay vague advertising

by TheGravityGun July 3, 2011