An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.
Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.
by BobUpp November 6, 2023
Get the Variable Value Assetmug. Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.
Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man
Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man
Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
Get the Value Mealmug. Hym "And your values are shit. Jordan. You did not invite me anywhere and you know that THIS made it's way TO YOU and ZERO INVITATIONS made it to me. You saw it the whole time and made reference to it in several of your interviews. The GQ interview. And you've been passing my work off as your own. You are a fraud and a disgrace. Cry more. You can't do what you're doing AND CRY LIKE A BITCH ABOUT IT. You are ridiculous. You are wrong. I AM and WAS right. You thought you were better than someone. Is Joe going to do this to the people who stuff his daughter's little slut-hole too? How many kids do you think THEY are going to kill? Let's find out! Let's wait and see. And I regret nothing. Titus still a retard."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2025
Get the Valuesmug. Wow it seems Chris believes he is a "high value male."
You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?
Yeah.
You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?
Yeah.
by daviswavis December 31, 2023
Get the High value malemug. Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
by Laneus August 23, 2009
Get the Pirate Valuemug. University girls who have group chats that constantly involve their personal sexual encounters, how they've cheated on their partners, and everything else penis craving sluts do!
My ex-girlfriend was a great value hoe, I saw messages on her group chat that she fucked my best friend in her roommates bed while I was in hers!
by Keeperoftingz March 6, 2017
Get the great value hoemug. A term used similarly to Social Credit, albeit for cats.
Basically, depending on how good your cat behaves, the higher the fritty value, and vice versa.
Basically, depending on how good your cat behaves, the higher the fritty value, and vice versa.
by someidiot1984 August 4, 2023
Get the Fritty Valuemug.