Valerie is a jaw-dropping sexy girl, with an awesome ass and extraordinary body. Guys usually get hard just by looking at her. The worst about her is her French origin, which makes her totally arrogant. She also loves horseback riding. Even though she only started it because of the wild orgies with her coach Torsten Fuck! She also models for a porn magazine, where she poses naked in all kind of positions on horses. You will meet her anywhere, as long as there is alcohol because she is a huge alcoholic. She looks and acts like a huge slut, but in reality she’s still a virgin. She’s also in an open relationship with a girl, which suggests that she might be a lesbian. She knows close to everybody, especially all the stoners in town, also everyone knows her because of her image. She’s also a really good friend, but she doesn’t like to let new people get close to her.
A: Damn, she looks like a huge slut!
B: Naw, she's still a virgin, such a Valerie.
A: Look at that girl with the bottle of vodka, she's been drinking all night!
B: Yeah, that's Valerie!
B: Naw, she's still a virgin, such a Valerie.
A: Look at that girl with the bottle of vodka, she's been drinking all night!
B: Yeah, that's Valerie!
by DavSebas October 5, 2011
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by tleaf March 25, 2010
Get the valerian mug.Valerie is a good name for a Asian girl with 'phoenix's eyes' and long dark hair. She is a natural leader and can sometimes be bossy. However, she is kind to everyone except her ex-friends. She will tell you off if you bully people and make sure you feel remorse. You will regret being ex-friends with Valerie. Valerie has very little BFFs but lots of friends, many people have crushes on her and she is incredibly beautiful though she doesn't realize it. Many girls are jealous of her while others watch her quietly, wishing to be her BFF. She doesn't like to push people and is often a loner because she never makes friends unless others asks her first.
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Get the Valerie mug.A Russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. He has a bony butt according to Firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. Valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: Grease. Valera has a wife, a whore and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. Nevertheless he is madly in love with his Arabian wife.
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