"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."
"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
by The Notorious Big May 26, 2011
Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
by The one above all December 21, 2009
A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.
by cj2liz February 11, 2015
by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015
n.
1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.
2. A person similarly endowed.
1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.
2. A person similarly endowed.
Hans: Look! It's a unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.
Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.
Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
by Hans und Dieter June 20, 2007
(v) to headbut the bottom of a beer bottle while someone is drinking and drive the bottle into their teeth.
We used to think that it was funny to unicorn each other at parties until we chipped a friend's tooth.
or
Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.
or
Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.
by The Diego Cortes November 29, 2011
"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."
by Brennan Lawds February 14, 2009