unicorns

A word referring to the drug marijuana.

"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."

"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"

by The Notorious Big October 8, 2011

Unicorned

Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.

Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.

Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!

by The one above all December 20, 2009

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorn

n.

1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.

2. A person similarly endowed.

Hans: Look! It's a unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.

Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!

by Hans und Dieter July 18, 2007

unicorn

(v) to headbut the bottom of a beer bottle while someone is drinking and drive the bottle into their teeth.

We used to think that it was funny to unicorn each other at parties until we chipped a friend's tooth.

or

Last Thanksgiving, my aunt accidentally unicorned my beer bottle and made my gums bleed.

by The Diego Cortes November 28, 2011

The Unicorn

Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.

"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009