Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
by DVDGuy October 25, 2008
Get the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.The largest city in Canada, that's overrated. People who have never been there think it's great, but when they go they realize it's a shithole. The leafs suck as well.
by TheCoolDude123 October 10, 2011
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Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.
Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)
So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.
So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.
by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
Get the Trondhein Hammer Dance mug.Noun and adjective, describing Toronto Rob Ford voters who still defend him despite his admitted crack cocaine smoking and binge drinking.
" the Torontards still support the Fords"
" that transit plan will never work, it is Torontarded"
" My city's politics are becoming Torontarded"
" that transit plan will never work, it is Torontarded"
" My city's politics are becoming Torontarded"
by bubbaCanuk November 6, 2013
Get the Torontard mug.Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian
But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian
But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
by i hate sjws July 25, 2018
Get the Torontard mug.When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.
by King_Fishy January 30, 2021
Get the Toronto Maple Leaf mug.Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.
"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."
by ilovechappaqua January 26, 2010
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