turkish poncho

When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.

"I wore a turkish poncho the other day without realizing it."

by tide pod January 23, 2018

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

Turkish mudslide

When someone wipes their ass with their hand and give you a handjob.

Hey baby, could you make burritos for dinner? I’d like a Turkish mudslide tonight.

by Llihmas January 30, 2020

Turkish Frostbite

The act of eating peppermints, York Pati’s, and other mint type foods and then licking a woman’s butthole.

It’s hard to eat right now, my mouth is still cool from giving my girl Turkish Frostbite last night.

by Col. Nasty69 July 2, 2021

Turkish Aviator

this nigga got the biggest cock

Turkish Aviator: *aviating*
Doboz: FUCK ME PLS DAQDDY

by PCgary August 11, 2023