Targeternative

Alternative music that can be found in stores that are not primarily known for selling music. This is considered to be a sign that the band is no longer alternative; when you can find your favorite band's records in the "Breakout Artists" section of Target, it is assumed that they have gone mainstream. (From root words "Target" and "alternative".)

Man, I used to like Arcade Fire, but the other day I went out to get some deodorant and Sun Chips and I found out that they've gone Targeternative!

by Ian Jay August 26, 2005

targetability

the ability to distinguish your audience specifically

Online offers targetability because it lets you select your specific audience.

by MK Cincinnati May 15, 2006

turdette

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

turbette

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.

Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?

by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

turdedness

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.

"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"

by sumerwine January 28, 2010

Target Hopping

Like island hopping, going on a single excursion for the sole purpose of going from one Target to another until all necessary items are obtained.

Shannon: Where are you?
Olivia: Dad and I are Target Hopping.

Olivia: We need supplies for our Physics project.
Shannon: Let's go Target Hopping!

by Ladybug25 September 14, 2010

Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.

Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.

by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010