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Triggered Mortis

the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments
Left speechless after hearing there were two genders, Cindy fell into triggered mortis
by AWSDP June 11, 2018
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triggeritis

triggeritis is a condition in which victims of this disease are triggered very easily, or are in a constant state of being triggered
"Don't watch Nicole Arbour's "This Is America: Women's Edit" unless you want triggeritis."
by bring me the memes December 15, 2018
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triggerbombing

To linger around a person when they become emotional about something. You may initiate the trigger, take a selfie or video and even include the triggered person in it to create more drama. trigger, triggered, millenial, drama, safe space, trigger words, selfie. photobombing, in your feelings, identity politics
I went up to a group of millennials on campus and told them they were spoiled brats. They totally went off on me and I videotaped the whole thing. Triggerbombing is so much fun.
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2019
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triggerbyte

The minimum amount of information required at any one time, to make an SJW's eyes bleed, or to get banned from Twitter. At time of publication, 1 Triggerbyte = 24 bytes arranged as a string: "there are only two genders".

The triggerbyte/byte spread tracks well against overall intellectual capacity in a society (the lower the amount needed to offend, the more infantile and brainwashed the culture). Likely to continue going down, with say racist numbers or sexist words.
A red pill is approx 2034 triggerbytes of information.
by prezbiz April 25, 2019
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Trigger toe

Like trigger finger but for your toe. When you toe your girl so good, she’s triggered.
“Damn, your trigger toe game is real!”
by coola1111 December 18, 2019
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trigger faggot

If somebody gets really mad because their "waifu" is getting insulted.
Normal Person: yo rem sucks ass!

trigger faggot: stfu don't u dare say something against rem!!
by aqzon February 11, 2020
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Trigger happy

Someone who wants to shoot you the fuck up
He was so trigger happy as he burst through the school doors with a gun!
by Jack is on some wack March 12, 2020
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