muby touch

More or less the opposite to the "Midas Touch", everything the person touches turns to shit.

Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.

by HarryPNess August 18, 2008

booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.

My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.

by bobo76 September 17, 2014

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

The Charil Touch

A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.

You got the Charil Touch, nigga? Stay the fuck away from me.

by BigNibba676 June 21, 2018

Touch The Fluff

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.

Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.

Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?

by heyalexa November 22, 2019

the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.

Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.

by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017

Savuth Touch

The sexiest, funniest, sweetest, most wonderful, and most generous man in the world. He'll make a great boyfriend, loving fiancé, wonderful husband, and a fantastic father. Savuth Touch's have a very literal sense of humor and a tough exterior, but on the inside they are as soft and snuggly as a teddy bear. Savuth Touch's belong with Shailie's because Shailie's can be trusted with their soft hearts.

guy 1: that guy walks like he owns the world
guy 2: yup, he's definitely a Savuth Touch

girl: Awe, that Savuth Touch is so perfect. He must be with a Shailie.

by kittura October 26, 2011