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Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 2, 2020
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La tique

1. From French tic. Something that is done or produced habitually or characteristically.

2. From Antique Impressive, refering to a stunt or deed of epic proportions.
Carl: dude, you just drifted like a pro.

Eric: yeah dude... that was la tique.
by Neo Eric James June 15, 2020
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Bokeh Taqueria

A phrase or statement that essentially means yes or is used to agree. Typically used to confuse peers as to what the intended meaning of the phrase.
"Hey I'll come grab you at 3:15 or so"
"Bokeh Taqueria"
"What does that even mean?"
by Josepi Makaya December 3, 2021
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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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Chase touey

Chase touey is inside Ella wunderely
by Fistewaffle9845 January 2, 2025
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German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
by JAbedtime June 21, 2025
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corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.
Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
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