Tobi

Sexiest man alive, gets all the pussy and makes girls wet, has a HUGE penis and all the girls want it.

Wow he must be a Tobi, his cock is so big

by Pu$$y smasher 2000 November 19, 2018

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 27, 2009

Tobia

1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.

2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.

"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"

by brador April 1, 2005

toobies

When a woman has very saggy breasts, so saggy that they resemble tubes of flesh.

Look at her toobies! Those things go down to her waist!

by Chester; March 11, 2007

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005

tobirama

Loves dick

Tobirama oh yes

by Baby cakes yeff June 4, 2017

Toobin

The act of mastrubation during Zoom Meetings

Argghh... the meeting was so boring, I had to get Toobin

by Flnfrmhvn October 23, 2020